Our Promise

History is-a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.

At Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems, our corporate vision is to produce quality bespoke propulsion and weapons systems, at a reasonable cost, personally tailored to your evil plan. We don't morally censure, we just want your money.

We have an extensive client list, from all over this miserable planet. Everyone from Moammar Gadhafi, to Barak Obama buys from us. Many of our clients prefer to remain, descrete. We also produce quality propulsion systems.

Check out our latest specials, primative monkey men! And return to me my overthruster! Planet 10, we are coming home! *

--Lord John Whorfin, President, Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems

* After going home, all our warranties will be honored via a special agreement with BAE Systems.